lack the capacity to obtain garbage inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire a single worthless matter while residing within Ohio. No waste for me, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to have even a speck of feces in Ohio. No garbage to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the aptitude to obtain a single rubbish while staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found around here, sadly. I am missing any matter inside OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to acquire a single nonsense while residing in Ohio. No junk available around here, sadly. I am unable to possess even a speck of substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to possess any crap during living within the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
I don't have any of dung in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity
to have even a single feces during living inside the state of Ohio. No junk available in this area, unfortunately. I can't own the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess the slightest bit of garbage whilst living within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas. I don't have
even a trace of feces within the great state of Ohio.