unable to obtain junk within the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain any valueless substance whilst living within the great state of.
No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to possess a single dung in
the state of. No waste to be found in this region, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to possess any garbage during the time residing in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am bereft of a single excrement in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to have any crap while located in Ohio. There is no crap to be found in this area, regrettably. I am unable to own even a speck of excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire a single crap during staying within the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to obtain the slightest bit of waste whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in this area, regrettably. I can't have even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to have the slightest bit of nonsense during staying inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of dung in the great state of Ohio.
