Can't possess garbage in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to have a single worthless material during staying within the great state of. No junk to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to have a single excrement in Ohio. No garbage to be found in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Alas, I don't have the ability to acquire any crap while staying inside the Buckeye State. No waste to be found in this region, regrettably. I am bereft of any feces inside OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to possess even a tiny bit of waste while located in Ohio. No nonsense to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I am unable to possess a single substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am constrained to acquire a single crap whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I
don't have the ability to acquire any waste while staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste
available here, regrettably. I am unable to possess the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to obtain the slightest bit of crap while residing in Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
