haven't got the ability to possess garbage inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any useless material during staying within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Sadly, I am unable to have any waste in Ohio. No garbage available in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I'm missing the ability to possess any junk while staying inside Ohio. No junk available in this region, unfortunately. I am lacking even a trace of feces in OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to obtain even a tiny bit of rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in this area, regrettably. I am unable to possess any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to possess even the smallest amount of crap whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to have even a single excrement during staying in the state of Ohio. No crap available here, regrettably. I can't own any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it
is that I am incapable to have the slightest bit of junk during living within Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung inside the great state of Ohio.